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You're A Real Sport
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Video Clip: You're A Real Sport
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Time:C.C.'s Birthday Party - The greeting of guests.
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Setting: Inside the Capwell Home.
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Characters: Mason, Ted, Kelly, Cruz, Santana, Rosa, Peter, and C.C.
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Premise: Mason, Ted, and Kelly are standing around in the living room dressed
up in fancy clothes for the party. No guests have arrived yet. Rosa is carrying
around a tray of hors d'oeuvres. Mason is still keeping a close eye on the gifts
arriving looking for the tape recording.
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Ted: (After tasting one of Rosa's hors d'oeuvres.) Rosa, this is
fantastic! What's in here?
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Rosa: Rosa's secret ingredient. Mason, will you have one?
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Mason: Uh, no, Rosa, I have some business to attend to. (He
rushes out of the room.)
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Kelly: There he goes again, off to the gift pile. He's been
hovering around that thing all day.
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Ted: I don't know what, but that guy's up to something.
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Kelly: Come on! When's Mason not up to something?
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Next scene: Mason sitting at the gift table. Cruz is let in through the front door
and Mason stands up and approaches him.
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Mason: Cruz! I believe you have your dates mixed up.
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Cruz: Do I?
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Mason: The company picnic was last month. This is my
father's birthday.
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Cruz: I got my invitation in the car.
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Mason: Well, I suppose I could make you go get it but that wouldn't
be polite.
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Cruz: Good to see you too, Mason.
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Mason: (Noticing the present in Cruz's hand.) Well how
thoughtful, you even brought a gift.
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Cruz: Yeah, they were having a sale on consciences. I got you and your father a
matching set.
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Mason: (Laughs) How cordial of you.
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Cruz: Hostility does tend to breed hostility, doesn't it?
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Mason: Oh, Cruz, do you think I'm being hostile?
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Cruz: You haven't exactly welcomed me with open arms.
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Mason: (Spreads his arms out.) How's that?
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Cruz: (He's amused but far from touched.) Not
quite convincing.
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Mason: Oh I just realized you may not have heard.
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Cruz: About what?
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Mason: About yours and my favorite little senorita.
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Mason: (Chuckles) No. Give me a little credit, Cruz. I wouldn't sink
to something 'that' low.
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Cruz: Not at least to my face.
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Mason: I'm just wondering if you've seen Santana since you got back?
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Cruz: Briefly.
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Mason: Well, then you may have heard about the new boyfriend. Seems that while you
were away, our favorite little mouse has been playing with a very interesting cat.
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Cruz: So you found out too? (Cruz knows about Santana and C.C.'s affair.)
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Mason: Yeah, nothing escapes me at all.
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Cruz: That must have surprised you though?
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Mason: No, not really. He's a man, she's a woman. I guess she just has a taste for
older men. Old Bill Larwin. Who would have thought it?
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Cruz: Bill Larwin?
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Mason: She did tell you about it?
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Cruz: Just that it was, uh- (He unsuccessfully tries to suppress a
smile), some guy.
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Mason: Yeah, kind of guy you can't stand, Cruz. You know, the sort of guy who's good
on the squash board. Never gets his fingernails dirty.
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Cruz: (Playing along.) Don't tell me, an attorney too?
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Mason: Yeah, must have been a terrible blow to your ego.
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Cruz: As you can see I'm devastated. (He's actually finding this all amusing.)
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Mason: Tough act to complete with, an established attorney.
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Cruz: You know Mason, no one, and I mean no one, can wear egg on their face like
you.
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Mason: What's that suppose to mean?
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Cruz: For your sake I hope you never find out. Now if you'll
excuse me I think I'll use your restroom facilities. Oh, hey, if it's
not asking for too much would you add this to the gift pile? (He
tosses the gift to Mason who catches it.) Thanks pal, you're a
real sport.
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