Even Thieves Need Love
Video Clip: Even Thieves Need Love
Characters: Mason, Veronica, and Augusta

Setting: That same evening, Mason and Veronica are walking through the house).

Mason:
(scene cuts in as he's showing Veronica around the house)-summer house. They'd escape
the ravages of the Eastern climes by coming out here late November and staying until, oh, April or
so. They'd bring the family along but keep a complete household of staff at each place, and my
father decided to just settle here. You see, we're really the poor relations.

Veronica: Oh, my heart bleeds for you. The hardships you've endured.

Mason: Yes, yes, but one learns to live with such suffering.

Veronica: I wish I were so unfortunate.

Mason: You're very charming, Veronica

Veronica: I know.

Mason: (Laughs). And attractive.

Veronica: Thank you.

Mason: How long have you worked for Capwell Enterprises?

Veronica: Oh, just a few weeks, when Peter was hired.

Mason: Hmm. Do you enjoy working for him?

Veronica: Yes, very much. He makes me feel as though we're learning about the company together.

Mason: Hmm, how egalitarian.

Veronica: Your father, he started the company. Didn't he?

Mason: No, he bettered it. Actually Capwell Enterprises goes all the way back to my great
grandfather.

Veronica: Hmm, and did it start with just one orange groove?

Mason: One orange groove, several thousand acres. Actually, the family money is in banking, but
my great grandfather won the orange groove in a crap game with Leland Stanford's right hand man.

Veronica: You're kidding?

Mason: No, my father built it into an empire.

Veronica: And here you are, just carrying on the tradition.

Mason: Well, I suppose my turn will come in time. I'll do my best. Each generation sets it's own
course. I'm boring you.

Veronica: No, not at all.

Mason: No. Let's talk about something that interests you. Tell me, how is it that shorthand is so
much faster than cursive writing?

Veronica: That doesn't interest me.

Mason: No? Well, how about garnering? Cooking?

Veronica: Cooking, maybe, but that is the only traditional mode in which I fit.

Mason: Well, I disagree. I think you're classically traditional in a number of ways.

(
The doorbell rings)

Mason: Excuse me. Since I released Philip for the evening, I'll have to get that myself. Don't go
away.

(
Mason opens the door to find Augusta Lockridge on the other side).

Augusta: Can I see you for a moment?

Mason: Augusta!

Augusta: (Walks in and sees Veronica) Alone.

Mason: It's not exactly convenient.

Augusta: It's important.

Mason: Very well.

Veronica: It's all right. I'm going to go use the powder room.

Mason: All right, Augusta. Want to tell me what this is all about?

Augusta: Haven't I seen her someplace before?

Mason:
Well, it's possible. She's Peter's secretary.

Augusta: Ah, I didn't know there was office intrigue. (Smiles)

Mason: (Chuckles) Can we make this a short visit, Augusta?

Augusta: Big plans for tonight, huh?

Mason: Big enough.

Augusta: Well, I guess even thieves need love.

Mason: What are you talking about, Augusta?

Augusta: I know why you searched the house.

Mason: Well, there's no mystery in that. We were looking for evidence against Joe Perkins.

Augusta: That's a lie. You were looking for records, deeds to the Lockridge properties.

Mason: Oh, you're wrong, Augusta, but I must say very inventive. I'd be fascinated to find out how
you came to that ridiculous conclusion. Perhaps someone started a local department of
misinformation?

Augusta: Don't be cute with me, Mason Capwell. I don't know what you're after, but you'll going to
pay for it.

Mason: Hmm, it was a perfectly legitimate search warrant. Nothing was taken. I think you'd look like
a fool if you tried to press charges.

Augusta: We'll just see who's going to look like a fool, and I can assure you it's not me. In fact, I
think you're well on your way.

Mason: Augusta, how can I thank you for this kind imposition on my hospitality?

Augusta: Playing house with a common secretary. Oh! I think the Capwells have really reached a
low. Tell me something is she really an executive secretary? Does she do ninety words a minute?

Mason: I wouldn't be so quick to snipe if I were you, Augusta. After all, a secretary is a cut above
what you were when you married Lionel.

(
Augusta tries to slap him, but he grabs her hand)
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